The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Success! We fucked roommates!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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