New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just had sex bonerless
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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