Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I have post one night stand depression
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