I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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