Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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