oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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