No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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