she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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