I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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