R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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