ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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