were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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