I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize