margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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