the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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