I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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