...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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