Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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