I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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