For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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