That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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