discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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