Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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