covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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