I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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