The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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