I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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