So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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