idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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