We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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