I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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