So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
