I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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