You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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