You made me cry and you don't even care
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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