Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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