Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We talked him into tasing himself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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