I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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