Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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