In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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