I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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