You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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