its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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