im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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