I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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