What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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