what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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