I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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