i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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