I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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