...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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