If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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