Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize