everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
What a dumb baby whore.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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