Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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