Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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