when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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