Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
