Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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