We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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