I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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